You are a magical unicorn.
If we stopped giving out participation trophies, we could prevent these things from happening.
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Post reblogged from Rally Killer
(Source: painiac)
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Craiglist ad seeks smug roommate for most insufferable living situation imaginable.
We assume the reader who sent in this Seattle Craigslist ad did so because she lacked the “similar interests” necessary to try to snag the room for herself. We took ourselves out of the running at “positive outlook on life.” By the time we got to “Homesteading” we started searching for apartments in Florida just to move as far away from this place as possible. They must be getting some applicants though. It’s worth it just to be living in the center of Seattle’s burgeoning “Children’s Music On The Guitar” scene. (Thanks Tiffany J!)
Via Happy Place -
“Hey, I’m Bobby Newport. I’m a regular guy. I like dogs. I’m here with my Persian greyhound Raclette who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”
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“I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’”
—Allure Interview
