You are a magical unicorn.
If we stopped giving out participation trophies, we could prevent these things from happening.
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Craiglist ad seeks smug roommate for most insufferable living situation imaginable.
We assume the reader who sent in this Seattle Craigslist ad did so because she lacked the “similar interests” necessary to try to snag the room for herself. We took ourselves out of the running at “positive outlook on life.” By the time we got to “Homesteading” we started searching for apartments in Florida just to move as far away from this place as possible. They must be getting some applicants though. It’s worth it just to be living in the center of Seattle’s burgeoning “Children’s Music On The Guitar” scene. (Thanks Tiffany J!)
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